Here you can find my mostly defunct personal blog. It’s been a while since I’ve given it attention, but I still have strong feelings for it. I think I’ll let it stick around.

Winter Poem

Winter Poem

Winter Poem   Once a move of pregnant desperation, Now a meditation of nasal salvation. As a tea smith prepares his favorite brew, I, too, mix a potion that shall see me through.   Like the grand canyon, carved by the winds of time, This solution will erode...

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I'm Lauren. I like coffee. No, no... that's cliche. Let me start over. I'm Lauren. I like coffee. Yeah, it's going to have to stay like that. Want to chat about life or 90's Nickelodeon TV shows? Send me an email at
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